February 2012
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
“We’re two trippy peas in a far out pod, man.”
– Shaggy (via buddhabrot)
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Watchembarrassment2nature:
you killed your friend with her own birthday cake
congrats
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“If you press me to say why I loved him, I can say no more than: because he was...”
– Michel de Montaigne, on the death of his friend
“There is always one person you love who becomes that definition. It usually...”
– Chuck Klosterman (via suavium)
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gauche asked: your tumblr is lovely! :)
spent my last 30 bucks on a vibrator
no fuckin regrets
